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hello
My poor mother
begged for a sheep
but raised a wolf.
Michelle K., Four Rhythms  (via carlowski)
I hope you figure out how much I love you before it’s to late
o.a.g (via omar-just-callme)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

lord-kitschener:

“Father, forgive me, for I have been problematic.”

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